Wacky White Wednesday

Wherein I dish out your weekly dose of, “she said WHAT?”

This is where you can come to find crazy quotes from everyone’s favorite prophet, Ellen G White! Because she wrote some weirdass shit.

Keep in mind that Adventists* believe this woman was a prophetess who’s writings were inspired by God.

*Officially speaking, anyway. There’s actually a lot of Adventists out there who don’t believe in Ellen White. Can these people really be considered Seventh Day Adventists? Discuss.

The Astronomy Vision

#1: The Amalgamation of Man And Beast

#2: Theaters

#3: The Death and Resurrection of Moses

#4: Can Slaves Go To Heaven?

#5: The Earth Soon Depopulated?

#6: Should We Eat Meat?

#7: Masturbation, Part 1

#8 Masturbation, Part 2

#9 Masturbation Part 3

#10 Masturbation Part The Last

#11 Mental Inebriates

#12: Prohibition Will Totally Work

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#14 Spicy Food

#15: Moderate Drinking The School of Satan

#16 Eating Meat Causes Cancer

#17 Women Equal to Husbands (Sort of)

#18 No True Christian is Fat.

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