McGee and Me Episode 2: Star In The Breaking

Apologies for errors. The issues with my keyboard have still  not been resolved.

“When you are invited to a wedding feast, don’t sit in the seat of honor. What if someone who is more distinguished than you has also been invited?

Luke 14:8

This is the verse Nikolas reads at the beginning of the episode, though in a much looser translation. McGee and his cartoon friends all fight over the seat at the head of the table. An old lady clonks McGee over the head with her purse. Go lady! McGee then forcibly removes her from the chair. The host of the feast then brings in a man and tells the man he wants him to sit at the head of the table, so poor McGee has to go take the least desirable seat, with cobwebs. I don’t feel sorry for him, because forcibly removing old ladies from chairs isn’t cool.

Nikolas then explains that every Monday after school his family gathers around the tv for “quality entertainment” which basically is… something that looks really stupid. On the tv a kid gets hit in the face with a pie. I get the feeling Nick’s comment about quality entertainment was supposed to be sarcastic. At least, I hope, or I will seriously wonder what Focus on the Family officials were smoking back in the day.

Boring shots of under the couch, the crack in the door, then under the couch again.

Back to Nickolas and his sisters. Nickolas finds “the slime slide” hilarious. His older sister isn’t even watching, she’s reading what looks like the newspaper.  At the mention of “slime slide,” she looks up and says, “gross.” I like this character already.

McGee scares Whatever, who jumps up and walks across the living room, making a better door than a window, I’m sure.

Anyway, this appears to be one of those shows that actually lets real live kids be a part of it. The host announces the kids who’ve won the opportunity to be on the show, and guess what, one of them is Nikolas. Even the older sister is excited that he gets to be on tv, even though I would be rolling my eyes, embarrassed to have a family member be on such a ridiculous show.

In the next scene, NIkolas’ family is eating dinner. BIg Sister (did they ever tell us her name? I honestly can’t remember) asks him what he’s going to wear. Because all teenage girls are overly concerned with clothes. Really.

McGee asks Nikolas what his share of the profits are, and Nikolas answers out loud, “nothing.” His poor sister wonders why he wants to go on TV in the nude, while grandma says that sort of thing is frowned upon in children’s movies.

This is the movie’s attempt at humor, and it sort of works. It definitely establishes that the rest of Nick’s family can’t hear McGee, but they can hear Nikolas talking to him. Which, ok, that’s bizarre, but we’ll go with it.

Nick’s mom gets a call about a job interview, and afterward she behaves more like someone who got a date, but whatevs.

The next day at school, Nick’s much younger sister and him are walking down the halls toge–

Wait, what? Last episode we were told Nick went to “Junior High.” Nick’s sister can not possibly be much older than the age of 5, MAYBE I’ll give 7, but she has the high squeaky voice of a 5 year old. Since when did they let 5 and 7 year olds into Junior High? In fact, most Junior High schools aren’t even in the same BUILDING as the elementary school. I only know of one school who tried to integrate the 2 into the same building, but they made darn sure to keep the little kids very separated from the big kids. And it didn’t end up working anyway, because parents got upset.

So I have a hard time believing NIck and his younger sister would be meeting in the hallways at school.

Right after Nick promises to help Little Whatshername (I seriously need to make myself a cheat sheet with names) draw a wombat, 3 girls come up and ask him if he got to school in his limo, and telling him he’s a big star and they can’t wait to see him on TV, bla bla bla…

Nickolas decides there are advantages to being a star, like being with pretty girls, and goes after them. I love the multicolored sweater one of the girls is wearing. Heather is very clearly having a crush on Nick, but I doubt that’ll ever become a main plot point.

Though I wish it would. Heather is not what ye typical Jr High student would think of as pretty. She’s got long brown hair that’s got flyaway strands, she’s not thin, and she’s wearing a plain striped shirt. I would love to see the main character get with the “plain” girl for once.

Even though we were told last episode that Nick is in Jr High, it sounds like he’s going to be in one classroom for the whole day… I think the writers just like to forget what they wrote last episode. That’s going to be obnoxious.

The principal actually interrupts a teacher in the middle of a lecture to congratulate NIckolas on his TV appearance. The teacher wasn’t the best teacher, but still, that was highly rude of him. I actually sympathize with the teacher for being annoyed.

We then get treated to a dream Nickolas has of walking the red carpet. The only problem I have with this scene (besides it being kinda stupid) is  the fact that it occurs in cartoon world. That’s not the problem, the problem is that it’s in cartoon world, and Nicholas is not cartoonified, for lack of a better word. As such, it just comes across as bad video editing.

Snerk…. he’s doing the princess wave….

That morning at breakfast, Nickolas tries to order Sarah, his big sister, around. At first it makes sense, because Sarah’s right next to the milk, no reason she can’t hand it to him. Then he asks her to get the sugar, which she does. then he gets after her for not bringing him his spoon. Sarah flicks sugar in his face and says, “get it yourself, I’m not your slave!” Then grabs her books and stomps out the door. I like this girl.

Nick then proceeds to act like a jerk to his friends. I hate it when kids get big head syndrome from stuff like this. It’s so cliched and overdone.

In the next scene, grandma is talking to Nick’s mom, Elizabeth. Apparently the people who were going to give her a job just wanted her to answer phones. Well duh, she’s a woman, of course that’s all they want her for.

It’s unclear exactly what job Elizabeth was applying for. She said she wanted to “offer her services to help those people,” whatever that means. I get the impression that even the people at FotF can’t imagine a woman with kids doing an actual career.

McGee and Nick have a fight. They throw things at each other. Yawn.

Jamie is laying on the floor trying to draw a wombat. like Nick, I have no idea what a wombat looks like, but thank you google.

I’m not sure what the rules are about taking pictures from google and posting them here, so I won’t do it. And Yeah, I wouldn’t know how to draw that either. Cute little bugger, though.

Frustrated, Jamie goes up to her brother’s room. She hears the noises on the other side of the door…so wait, she can hear the noises of McGee’s helicopter and fake guns, but she couldn’t hear him talk at breakfast?

I would REALLY like a solid explanation of whether other people can hear McGee or not, because the screenwriters seem to have decided that the answer is “whatever is convenient to the plot.”

Jamie then enters Nick’s room without knocking, which would piss me off, actually. I’ve literally told people, “do that again and KNOCK this time.” It usually works, and after that I’m quite happy to talk to them. So I don’t blame Nick for not being thrilled at being caught hiding under his bed wearing his football helmet because his sister walked in on him playing with his imaginary friend.

Jamie asks Nick if he will help her. He replies that he doesn’t have time for that stuff, because the show’s tomorrow, and a wombat is a dumb choice anyway.

Hold on… we were told at the beginning of the episode that it was Monday, that Nick would be on the show on Saturday, and it’s only been 2 days. By my count, it should now be Wed. I don’t blame the writers for wanting to skip the week in between, but I wish they’d make it more apparent that they were doing a time skip, or have Nickolas be watching the show on Thursday instead of Monday.

And yeah, I kinda was wondering about why Jamie would choose a wombat as her favorite animal, but I still don’t think it’s dumb, and Nick’s comment was unnecessarily cruel.

Jamie is hurt by Nick’s unkind comments, and goes away sadly. McGee throws a paper ball at him. Nick tells McGee he’s still not going on the show with him. That’s apparently what their big fight was about. I thought other people couldn’t see McGee anyway? So what would it matter if Nick took or didn’t take him?

Consistency people, even in a kid’s show, IT MATTERS. I say this as someone in the target market range of this video who sat there and picked out all the plot holes and inconsistencies in tv shows before she was even old enough to read, so I can’t be the only one who’s noticing this.

Nick puts on his best suit on Saturday morning, and for a minute I feel like I’m watching an Adventist tv show. His sketchbook lies on the floor as he walks out the door. Like, literally, we get a closeup of the red cover. Seriously, who takes their sketchbook to a tv show? I enjoy writing, but sometimes I don’t want to mess around with carrying a notebook everywhere I go. Nick wasn’t told to bring it.

Shots of Nick walking into the studio being awed by everything around him.A song saying, “you’re a big shot, you’re a super star!” plays in the background as Nick is taken to hair and makeup, where he’s given a pair of goggles and I notice he is no longer wearing a suit.

Wow. The show is actually called “Trash TV.” I’m sure parents will get the joke, as some in the FotF crowd thing all television is trash anyway, and I’ve literally heard the term “trash TV” thrown about in a casual conversation. Or it’s because the show is really stupid and LOOKS like trash.

Amy and Nick are the only 2 contestants, and are wearing what look like Karate suits. Nick’s family stands in the wings to cheer him on. This strikes me as the most realistic aspect of the show, because a child must have an onset guardian at all times. In fact, it’s quite possible Joe’s real mother is around somewhere. (Joe=actor who plays Nick).

The object of the game show, apparently, is to trash your opponent as much as possible and rack up points, and whoever wins the most points is the grand prize winner. I like this show less and less.

I predict Amy is going to win it, because Nick must be humbled.

Predictably, I’m right. It’s rather boring and painful to watch. And disgusting. Lots of closeups of kids in the audience pointing and laughing. Like, LOTS of closeups. More than necessary in my opinion, and it goes on for way too long. Amy is the winner, and is congratulated as Nick walks off the stage as a bible verse about being humble repeats. Yawn.

Also, hey wait a minute… The host of the show said he chose Nick specifically because he could draw really well…. and then the show has nothing to do with his drawing abilities whatsoever? I feel like, since it was specifically mentioned, it should’ve been relevant to the plot. Especially with Jamie trying to draw a wombat and needing Nick’s help, it seems like really clunky foreshadowing that went absolutely nowhere.

McGee comes along to pat Nick’s shoulder and have a talk with him.

The next day at school the kids aren’t so nice to him anymore.

Elizabeth took the job at the counseling center answering phones. She said Nick’s not the only one who’s been learning humility.

Erm, what? Elizabeth applied for a job as a counselor at a counseling center, and was offered the position of, it sounds like secretary. That, to me, doesn’t sound like a lesson in humility, it sounds like a lesson in how sexist our society is. She’s a woman, so all she’s good for is answering phones. And Elizabeth, like a good little woman, finally bows down and accepts this. Never mind that she probably went to school for this and is just as qualified as the (no doubt) male counselors.

This side plot just… doesn’t seem like a lesson in humility AT ALL. Sure the Nick plot was overdone and cliched, but at least it demonstrated “pride goeth before a fall.” The Elizabeth side plot demonstrates…. blatant sexism in the workplace?

McGee makes a lame joke, and Nick threatens to slam the sketchbook shut. So, apparently McGee lives in the sketchbook? So, he can become flat whenever he wants? And do we ever get an explanation of why and how McGee came to life? Is he really there, or is he only in Nick’s imagination? Since he was able to physically hurt Nick by throwing nuts and crumpled papers at him, I have serious doubts he is only in Nick’s head.

And yet, no one else seems to be able to see of hear McGee, soooo I don’t know. I only know that NOBODY thought this through.

Oh, and I learned this tidbit from the wiki: Whatever’s real name is Poundcake. I think they should’ve just gone with that for the show, because isn’t it easier to use a dog’s real name? And Poundcake is an original enough name without changing it.

I looked up the actor, Joe’s, age. He’s 12 at the time of filming, so definitely would be in Junior High, especially since Junior High used to start at 6th grade, in some places.

Now THIS is interesting. Apparently the actor playing Sarah’s real name is…. Sarah. And she’s Joe’s IRL big sister. Neither one of them have done much acting since McGee and Me, which is kinda too bad because they both seem like decent actors. I guess this show kinda killed their career… Gee, I can’t think WHY.

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